EPF Messages were a feature on the EPF Phone which allowed agents to receive information by other agents. The messages usually contained alerts for new Field-Ops as well as hints of upcoming parties.
Starting from January 3, 2019, some agents had received messages from Gary, Jet Pack Guy and Rookie. From January 10, 2019, messages were receivable on all spy phones.
Depending on your timezone, some messages might have displayed a different date.
Come in Agents, I've just updated the operating system on all EPF phones. This way we should be able to communicate easily. Stay tuned for further notices.
January 5[]
Sender
Message
Rookie
Uhhh, I'll have two fish dish pizzas, a seaweed pizza and 3 candy pizzas.
Jet Pack Guy
Rookie, this is a secure communications line, not a pizza delivery service.
February 1[]
Sender
Message
Rookie
I've got BIG news! I was asked to plan this month's Expedition Party! I have lots of good ideas. Read about it in next week's newspaper!
February 6[]
Sender
Message
G
Good luck with the party planning Rookie. Your request has been approved. All agents - be on alert to help Rookie with his preparations.
February 19[]
Sender
Message
Rookie
I'm so excited for this week's Underwater Expedition! I guarantee it's going to be a party to remember!
February 20[]
Sender
Message
G
Attention all agents! The EPF and PSA have been fully rebuilt with a new state of the art Recon Room. It took a while as we were caught up following some leads, more information will be given in the coming weeks.
June 13[]
Sender
Message
Dot
There's been multiple reports of cream soda shortages all over the island. Does anyone know what is going on?
June 14[]
Sender
Message
G
Behold! I've set up the Flare Flinger 3000 at the Beach to signal Rockhopper to come to the island. I think he might be able to help with our cream soda problem.
September 26[]
Sender
Message
G
I've brought Field Ops back online. There seems to be a suspicious signal detected on the island, and we'll need all the help we can get. Be resourceful, be remarkable, be ready, agents.
Director
Be prepared for anything that comes our way. Never let your guard down.
October 3[]
Sender
Message
G
The code translates to 'click click clicky click click click click.' Is this some kind of crab code? I'll have to run further tests.
Dot
I have a really bad feeling about this...
October 10[]
Sender
Message
G
This code too is definitely from some kind of crab, I am 98.9 percent certain. Could Herbert have some role in this?
Jet Pack Guy
I'll go out to patrol the island for any signs of him. Be back shortly.
October 17[]
Sender
Message
G
It's just as I thought, Herbert definitely has some role in these encrypted signals that we've detected. We have to be cautious at all times, for who knows what he could be planning.
Rookie
G, what does this flashing light mean? I think it means something bad... Like really bad.
G
Rookie...! GADZOOKS! Agents, please come to the Field-Ops terminal right away. There's no time to waste. This is an emergency.
October 26[]
Sender
Message
Herbert P Bear
Hello my Exceptionally Putrid Foes. Guess who's finally back? Me!
G
HERBERT! How were you able to connect to the EPF communications systems?
Herbert P Bear
Well, that’s quite simple. You practically gave me access, through my disguised signals.
G
You’re telling me that you were using those signals as a way to bypass the security, and gain direct access to the EPF communications unit? But how could you think of such a devious plan?
Herbert P Bear
That would be much more than your silly bird brain could handle. Though, I still have to thank you for your assistance from the last time we met. My next plan will be flawless! Let’s say it involves a little experiment of yours... Mwahaha.
G
Herbert is gone, though I suspect he’ll be back. Please look out of him, agents. Check the Command Room for a new Field-Ops. In the meantime, I’ll be heading down to my secret lab to launch my experiment for the Halloween Party.
October 31[]
Sender
Message
Rookie
HAPPY HALLOWEEN! Boy, these sleds are actually really fun, but very scary. They keep chasing me everywhere, but at least I’m getting exercise.
Klutzy
Click clicky click clicky click click
Rookie
Hey there little crab, are you lost?
Jet Pack Guy
Rookie... That’s Klutzy, Herbert’s sidekick.
Herbert P Bear
My plan is finally nigh, Elite Penguin Failures. I call it... The SLEDPOCALYPSE. Soon the island will be completely overrun with my army of sleds, and will finally be mine for the taking. It’s already too late to stop me, before you penguins get any last minute ideas.
Dot
Is that a bluff? We’ll take you on any day, any time! We’re the Elite Penguin Force. We’ve defeated you many times, and we’ll do it again.
G
Agents, come to the Command Room. I have a plan to stop Herbert. Read the details through Field-Ops.
November 7[]
Sender
Message
G
I apologize for the short delay, agents. However, with the help of the radar you’ve set up, I’ve finally been able to neutralize the sleds. Now how about we turn the tables? We’ve located Herbert somewhere nearby. Go and find him, and chase him away as a sled!
Herbert P Bear
NOOOOOOO! My sled army! How dare you. Don’t think you’ve seen the last of me, because you never will until I make this island mine!
G
Well done, agents. I was very intrigued to witness that. I think it’s fair to say my experiment was a success in the end. BAW HA HA!
Rookie
Are you okay, G? Halloween is over, you know.
G
Thank you for your concern Rookie, but I’m quite fine. I hope so at least... The island should be returning to normal soon. There’s still a bit of a mess to clean up, but that’ll be no problem for our hard working penguins!
Dot
So apparently the sleds vandalized the previous issue of Penguin Style. How does that even work? As agents, it’s our job to help clean up this mess. I’ve asked G to send out a new Field Op, so you can help too.
November 14[]
Sender
Message
Director
Herbert seems to have retreated for now. We have no confirmation for when he could strike again. Remain on the lookout.
Rookie
Is anyone else excited for this Winter Party? I sure hope someone makes an ice sculpture of me. It would be AWESOME!
Jet Pack Guy
I heard some commotion coming from near the Plaza. It might be worth checking out.
November 20[]
Sender
Message
G
Due to anonymous activity on the island quieting down, Field-Op assignments will only be sent out on a monthly basis from now on. Thank you for your assistance so far, agents. Keep the island safe!
Dot
So the Winter Party has arrived? I’ll use this as inspiration for new costume ideas.
Rookie
Have you guys seen the snow sculptures yet? They’re SOOOO COOL! I mean, literally 'cool'. Get it?
Jet Pack Guy
Rookie... I think you should stop.
Rookie
Wait, why? I was JUST getting started! Fine... I’ll stop. Though for real, everyone should check out these sculptures!
November 30[]
Sender
Message
G
A small update on future Field-Op assignments: You will receive 5x the amount of medals than previously. We're doing this to reward you for assisting in serious missions.
Dot
You can easily unlock new Elite Gear sets with those medals. Some complete sets have special dance animations, so keep an eye out for those!
Director
Remain on standby at all times, agents. G will notify you if anything important pops up on the EPF systems.
December 5[]
Sender
Message
Rookie
Now that the Winter Party is done with, who’s ready for the most festive celebration of the year? I’m buying some socks for my pet rocks!
Dot
Socks are not designed for that use, but I appreciate your creativity there, Rookie.
Rookie
Thanks, Dot! Wait, was that the first time I got your approval? And hey, my rocks do have feet!
Dot
I wasn’t giving you an approval... and wait, what?
Jet Pack Guy
It’s best not to think about it...
December 12[]
Sender
Message
G
Attention agents, we’ve picked up a breach in our systems. More information on the latest Field-Ops.
Dot
A breach? I think it’s pretty obvious who could’ve done such a thing.
Jet Pack Guy
No problem, I doubt it will be too much of an issue. G seemed pretty calm about it, so it should be resolved soon.
Rookie
A BREACH? MAYDAY MAYDAY! EVERYONE EXACUATE!
G
Rookie... that’s what you say before a jet pack crash.
Rookie
Geez guys, I was only trying to get into the spirit!
2020[]
February 13[]
Sender
Message
G
We're back in business, sorry for the long wait! I was far too busy improving my weather device after the eclipse.
G
Head to the Command Room, I have an important mission for you and it involves puffles, you'll love this!
April 9[]
Sender
Message
G
Agents! I hope you’re not too busy using those investigation skills for those Easter eggs...
G
The Coffee Shop is in need of some help, head to the Command Room to start your mission, be quick, it’s a very busy place with many citizens at risk!
May 29[]
Sender
Message
G
Agents! I know you are all excited for the Music Jam, but there's a situation over at the Stadium...
G
The Stadium has become quite super busy due to the welcoming smoothies and warm weather, we might need a secondary security camera over there.
Rookie
Smo- Smoothies? I LOVE SMOOTHIES!
G
This isn't a 1:1 conversation, Rookie.
Rookie
OH, right! Over and out!
June 19[]
Sender
Message
G
Agents! I hope you're all enjoying the Music Jam, the music sounds lovely!
G
However, this is no greetings call. A microphone has been set up somewhere on the island to blast in full volume to damage sound systems!
G
Report to the Command Room, then look around the island and set the volume back to normal, stay alert.
August 28[]
Sender
Message
G
Agents! The Pet Shop is looking rather busy at the moment.
G
I believe a new security camera is needed to keep an eye out for any strange activity during the construction phase, we don't want those tools used for the wrong reasons! Over and out!
December 12[]
Sender
Message
Klutzy
CLICK CLICKITY CLICK =(
Rookie
What's that little guy?
Klutzy
CLICK CLICK-A-CLICK CLICK CLICK!!
Rookie
Oh, first of all! This is Klutzy, agents!
Rookie
He's basically been kicked out by Herbert for cutting some wires to some machine, silly, right?
Klutzy
CLICK CLICK :)
Rookie
Klutzy is wanting to help out with the Holiday this year with us, keep a close eye on him before the Holiday Party!
G
He's been set up with a lie detector test and has come up clean, but it never hurts to be too careful.
Klutzy
CLICKITY CLICK =D
Rookie
That took some time to translate... He basically said he'll be here this week! YAY