EPF Messages are a feature on the EPF Phone which allows agents to receive information by other agents. Starting from January 3, 2019, some agents had received messages from Gary, Jet Pack Guy and Rookie. From January 10, 2019, messages were receivable on all spy phones.
Depending on your timezone, some messages may display a different date.
List of Messages
G - Come in Agents, I've just updated the operating system on all EPF phones. This way we should be able to communicate easily. Stay tuned for further notices.
Rookie - Uhhh, I'll have two fish dish pizzas, a seaweed pizza and 3 candy pizzas.
Jet Pack Guy - Rookie, this is a secure communications line, not a pizza delivery service.
Rookie - I’ve got BIG news! I was asked to help plan this month’s Expedition Party! I have lots of good ideas too. Read about it in next week’s newspaper!
G - Good luck with the party planning Rookie. Your request has been approved. All agents - be on alert to help Rookie with his preparations.
Rookie - I'm so excited for this week's Underwater Expedition! I guarantee it's going to be a party to remember!
G - Attention all agents! The EPF and PSA have been fully rebuilt with a new state of the art Recon Room. It took a while as we were caught up following some leads, more information will be given in the coming weeks.
Dot - There's been multiple reports of cream soda shortages all over the island. Does anyone know what is going on?
G - I’ve brought Field Ops back online. There seems to be a suspicious signal detected on the island, and we’ll need all the help we can get. Be resourceful, be remarkable, be ready, agents.
Director - Be prepared for anything that comes our way. Never let your guard down.
G - The code translates to ‘click click clicky click click click click.’ Is this some kind of crab code? I’ll have to run further tests.
Dot - I have a really bad feeling about this...
G - This code too is definitely from some kind of crab, I am 98.9 percent certain. Could Herbert have some role in this?
Jet Pack Guy - I'll go out to patrol the island for any signs of him. Be back shortly.
G - It's just as I thought, Herbert definitely has some role in these encrypted signals that we've detected. We have to be cautious at all times, for who knows what he could be planning.
Rookie - G, what does this flashing light mean? I think it means something bad... Like really bad.
G - Rookie...! GADZOOKS! Agents, please come to the Field-Ops terminal right away. There's no time to waste. This is an emergency.
Herbert P Bear - Hello my Exceptionally Putrid Foes. Guess who’s finally back? Me!
G - HERBERT! How were you able to connect to the EPF communications systems?
Herbert P Bear - Well, that’s quite simple. You practically gave me access, through my disguised signals.
G - You’re telling me that you were using those signals as a way to bypass the security, and gain direct access to the EPF communications unit? But how could you think of such a devious plan?
Herbert P Bear - That would be much more than your silly bird brain could handle. Though, I still have to thank you for your assistance from the last time we met. My next plan will be flawless! Let’s say it involves a little experiment of yours… Mwahaha.
G - Herbert is gone, though I suspect he’ll be back. Please look out of him, agents. Check the Command Room for a new Field-Ops. In the meantime, I’ll be heading down to my secret lab to launch my experiment for the Halloween Party.
Rookie - HAPPY HALLOWEEN! Boy, these sleds are actually really fun, but very scary. They keep chasing me everywhere, but at least I’m getting exercise.
Klutzy - Click clicky click clicky click click
Rookie - Hey there little crab, are you lost?
Jet Pack Guy - Rookie... That’s Klutzy, Herbert’s sidekick.
Herbert P Bear - My plan is finally nigh, Elite Penguin Failures. I call it… The SLEDPOCALYPSE. Soon the island will be completely overrun with my army of sleds, and will finally be mine for the taking. It’s already too late to stop me, before you penguins get any last minute ideas.
Dot - Is that a bluff? We’ll take you on any day, any time! We’re the Elite Penguin Force. We’ve defeated you many times, and we’ll do it again.
G - Agents, come to the Command Room. I have a plan to stop Herbert. Read the details through Field-Ops.
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