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A Humbug Holiday is a stage-play in Club Penguin Rewritten. The play is a parody of A Christmas Carol. It first premiered on December 6, 2017.

Each play at the Stage comes with a Costume Trunk catalog.

Script

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  • A Humbug Holiday
  • Ghost of Yesterday
    Knock knock!
  • Humbug
    Who's there? Go away I'm sleeping!
  • Ghost of Yesterday
    It's the Ghost of Yesterday. Hi!
  • Humbug
    So? What do you want?
  • Ghost of Yesterday
    I'm here to remind you...
  • Humbug
    Bah! I know this story. I've been unkind, I get it
  • Ghost of Yesterday
    Nah, I don't care about that. I'm here to remind you...
  • Ghost of Yesterday
    ...about your laundry! You left socks in the dryer
  • Humbug
    Oh, thank you!
  • Humbug goes back to sleep
  • Ghost of Today
    Knock knock!
  • Ghost of Today
    I said KNOCK KNOCK!
  • Humbug
    Bah! I'm trying to sleep! Who is it now?!
  • Ghost of Today
    It's me the Ghost of Today
  • Humbug
    What's so important?
  • Ghost of Today
    There's a holiday sale on fruit cake. TODAY ONLY!
  • Humbug
    Dried fruit dessert! My favorite! Thank you, ghost
  • Humbug buys eleventeen fruit cakes
  • Humbug
    Now to enjoy this dried fruit delicacy in peace
  • Humbug
    Ooh extra prunes!
  • Ghost of Tomorrow
    scratches at window
  • Humbug
    Ugh what's that awful sound?!
  • Ghost of Tomorrow
    Fruitcaaaaake
  • Humbug
    Who said that?
  • Ghost of Tomorrow steps out of shadows
  • Humbug
    Ghost, are you here to show me my future?
  • Ghost of Tomorrow
    Yes!
  • Humbug
    Well what is it?
  • Ghost of Tomorrow
    I foresee disappointment
  • Ghost snatches Humbug's fruitcake and runs away
  • Humbug
    BAH! My fruitcake! Come back thief!
  • Humbug
    shakes flipper
  • Humbug
    And everyone wonders why I'm so grumpy!
  • THE END!
  • Director
  • Director
    Places please!
  • Director
    5 minute call, actors to the stage.
  • Director
    Let's take it from the top!
  • Director
    That's a wrap!

Items

Head Items

Icon Item Cost
DirectorsHat.png
Director's Hat* 250 Coin ico.png
Humbug Hat.png
Humbug Hat 350 Coin ico.png

Face Items

Icon Item Cost
Monocle.png
Monocle 160 Coin ico.png
The Burly Beard.png
The Burly Beard 150 Coin ico.png

Neck Items

Icon Item Cost
Tri-color Scarf.png
Tri-color Scarf 150 Coin ico.png

Body Items

Icon Item Cost
Humbug Coat.png
Humbug Coat 600 Coin ico.png
Ghost of Yesterday.png
Ghost of Yesterday 350 Coin ico.png
Ghost of Today.png
Ghost of Today 450 Coin ico.png
Ghost of Tomorrow.png
Ghost of Tomorrow 400 Coin ico.png

Hand Items

Icon Item Cost
Iron Lantern.png
Iron Lantern 150 Coin ico.png

Backgrounds

Icon Item Cost
Balcony Background Icon.png
Balcony Background 60 Coin ico.png

*Not present in the 2019 rerun.

Gallery

Characters

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